Jiawei wants to get a PSP, Creative Zen X-fi and a set of speakers! Those who didnt come/give me anything for my birthday, here's your chance! Email me! I'll give you my account number. (if you're gonna donate 10bucks or less, dont bother. if you're gonna donate 100bucks and above, give me a call. i'll marry you. HAHA cheap slut me.)

So anyway, hi there! Havent done a proper entry since wow i have no idea when. No i'm not here to do a proper entry. (HAHAHA)

I'm feeling so sleepy and grumpy! Have been waking up at 4AM daily! Creepy right! Like some horror movie like that. Wakes up at 4 and someone dies. (ohdearrrrr at least transfer all your money to me before you die leh)

Hmmm, i wonder.. Where do all the money go when someone who didnt write his/her will and without any relatives die? Dont tell me charity. Cause i WILL change my name to Charity Ee Jiawei. (NOT FUNNY OMG!)

Cute pose* (twist)

So anyway, i've been searching far and wide (all across japan. just do find do find my butterfly. aiyaeeai i'm your little butterfly. green black and blue make the colours in the sky. SIDETRACK.) for PSP lobangs. So far, nothing. Nobody can give me better lobangs. Maybe because i havent blogged about it. So here! HI! ANYBODY GOT LOBANGS?

Mail me at whentheapplecrumbles@gmail.com
(including interested donors haha cheeky smile)

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